100 Things About Me

1. I am named after my father.

2. I am currently 29 years old.

3. I was born in Greensboro, NC at Wesley Long Hospital sometime in the very early A.M.

4. I am a Gemini which is Latin for twin.

5. The twin Stars being referred to are Castor and Pollux.

6. Castor and Pollux Troy are Nicholas Cage and Alessandro Nivola's characters names in Face Off.

7. My birthstone is the pearl

8. I do not wear pearls.

9. My birth flower is the rose.

10. I have a little sister whose life was made more difficult, by me, for the first 16 years of her life.

11. I can and will drink a pint of chocolate milk faster than you if you have the nerve to challenge me.

12. My favorite color is green.

13. My favorite green is Kelly green.

14. I do not enjoy watching black & white movies.

15. At the age of sixteen I suddenly, and for no reason became scared of the ocean.

16. I will get a sunburn even if I am "slathered" in SPF80.

17. I have picked up a hitchhiker.

18. I am fascinated with Jews even though I do not know a Jew, have no knowledge of their culture or religion and do not have the desire to learn about it.

19. I am fascinated with Ninjas even though I do not know a Ninja, have no knowledge of their culture and do not have the desire to learn about it.

20. If I were a superhero I would be Wolverine.

21. If I could be any animal it would be a Newfoundland, a black Newfoundland.

22. I have never murdered anyone.

23. I own over 50 Zippo lighters.

24. I do not smoke.

25. I was vegetarian for about 3 years.

26. I was vegan for about 2 years.

27. I was crazy for about 5 years.

28. My favorite food is Mexican

29. My favorite Mexican food is Chimichangas.

30. I will not talk to the hand.

31. Whatever is not a valid argument of excuse.

32. I do not presume to know how much wood a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

33. I prefer a biscuit to a Croissan'wich.

34. Ranch is my preferred salad dressing followed in distant second by Thousand Island.

35. I love my wife with everything I am.

36. Fight Club is the best movie ever made.

37. I saw Fight Club in theaters 7 times.

38. The first rule of fight club is: you don't talk about fight club.

39. Chuck Palahniuk is my favorite author.

40. Contrary to what you my have heard, Mcleansville, NC is awesome.

41. I live in Mcleansville, NC



42. Golf is my favorite pass time.

43. Golf is my favorite sport.

44. Golf is a sport.

45. I am a fairly poor golfer.

46. The previous statement is my driver, putter, fairway woods, and irons fault. Not mine.

47. My dad can beat up your dad.

48. I do not like to shave.

49. The only movie that I ever walked out of in theaters was Beverly Hills Ninja.

50. The only musicals I have ever seen were, Mary Poppins and The Sound of Music.

51. I have never watched a musical that I was not forced to watch.

52. If it has peanut butter in it is good.

53. Pearl Jam's best album was their self titled album.

54. Sharpie pens are the best.

55. I studied Sanskrit for a few months.

56. I am left handed.

57. I play golf right handed.

58. I am a gadget junkie.

59. My Grandmother was a saint.

60. I went to a strip club for one bachelor party.

61. Strip clubs are stupid.

62. I have attention deficit disorder.

63. I have attention deficit disorder.

64. My milkshake has never ever brought the boys to the yard and it is doubtful that is ever will.

65. I am fascinated by pop culture.

66. Zach, my Sunday school teacher, has a more developed vocabulary than me.

67. Zach will not be disinclined to convey this.

68. CSI Las Vegas is my favorite CSI.

69. My high school years were spent trying my best to look like Roach from Point Break.

70. I was never big on getting into mosh-pits, only watching them.

71. I went to elementary school with a guy named Chauncy.

72. Chauncey is a great name.

73. Peanut Butter deserts are my weakness.

74. Back to school shopping as a child was so awesome.

75. I have been infected by and subsequently been cured from cooties at least 50 times.

76. Black mutt dogs from the pound are the best king of dog.

77. Drinking out of a glass scares me unless it has a thick rim.

78. From about 12-21 years of age I wanted to be an assassin when I grew up.

79. If I am going to actually write on notebook paper, it's college rule, every time.

80. I take pride in my lawn.

81. Watching movies is probably my favorite pass time.

82. I will probably/hopefully never own a pet fish, ferret, gerbil, hamster, snake, or spider.

83. I love Washington D.C.

84. I love taking pictures, people being my least favorite thing to photograph.

85. My favorite beer is Shinerbock.

86. My favorite soda is Diet Mountain Dew.

87. My favorite milk is chocolate.

88. My favorite type of wine is a Reisling.

89. Craftsman and Black & Decker are my preferred brands when tool shopping, Stanley is good too.

90. I'll take quality over quantity almost every time.

91. My parents mean the world to me.

92. I draft stuff for a living, I am a draftsman/person.

93. I am not very political.

94. I hope there are major medical advancements before I have to get a prostate exam.

95. Super Mario brothers is the best video game ever.

96. I hope to one day master the skill of dishwasher loading

97. Dishwasher unloading is a skill with which I would probably be a 3rd degree purple belt if you could in fact have a purple belt in dishwasher unloading. I think green might be the highest belt you can achieve.

98. If I had a dollar for every time I................ yeah I don't like that saying.

99. Dolls whose eye lids open and close depending on how you hold them is real creepy.

100. I am always right when my wife is wrong.