TURNED ON BY TECHNOLOGY

WHAT IS MY FASCINATION WITH TECHNOLOGY. IF IT IS NEW ON THE INTERNET I HAVE TO HAVE IT. WHEN GMAIL CAME OUT I TRIED FOR A WEEK TO GET ON THAT BANDWAGON. FIREFOX WAS NEXT, I DOWNLOADED THAT SUCKER AND HAVEN'T LOOKED BACK SINCE. I AM ALWAYS CHECKING FOR UPDATES ON ALL MY COOL NEW SOFTWARE, AND LOOKING FOR NEW AND EXCITING NEW APPLICATIONS THAT I DON'T NEED. IT MAKES ME FEEL COOL TO BE THE ONE TO TELL PEOPLE, YEAH I'VE BEEN USING THAT FOR MONTHS, THAT'S RIGHT, I HAVE A BLOG. GET OFF ME, I USE PICASA TO EDIT MY PHOTOS. I DON'T KNOW WHY THESE THINGS ARE NECESSARY IN MY LIFE, BUT THEY COULD BE. WHEN I HEAR ABOUT IT I WILL DEFINITELY DOWNLOAD IT OR SIGN UP FOR IT, BECAUSE LORD KNOWS I NEED MORE USERNAMES AND PASSWORDS.