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- Viewer discretion is advised.
- We reserve the right to substitute equivalent items.
- You must be at least this tall to ride.
- Your results may vary.
- Watch for falling rock.
- Slippery when wet.
- All major credit cards accepted.
- Allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery.
- An equal opportunity employer.
- All sales final.
- Side effects may include nausea.
- Some restrictions apply.
- Use only as directed.
- Unauthorized use or reproduction of material on this web site is strictly prohibited by Federal law and subject to criminal prosecution.
- Tumble dry on low heat.
- This side up.
- The Surgeon General of the United States warns that smoking by pregnant women may result in fetal injury, premature birth, and low birth weight.
- Member, FDIC
- Must be 18 to enter.
- Moisten needle before inserting.
- Parental advisory - explicit lyrics.
- Only at participating dealers
- Please allow 4-8 weeks delivery.
- Smoking may be hazardous to your health.
- Shake well before using.
- Ribbed for her pleasure.
- The preceding was a paid political announcement.
- The buyer assumes all risks associated with using this product.
- In case of irritation, flush eyes with cold water and consult your physician.
- If seal is broken, discard immediately.
- Knock before entering.
- In the event of an emergency, an oxygen mask will drop down from the compartment above your head.
- Fragile, handel with care.
- Dry clean only.
- Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
- Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
- Do not use if you have prostate problems.
- Not to be handeled by women wo are pregnant or may become pregnant.
- Caution falling rock.
- EPA estimate only.
- Subject to local regulation.
- Viewer discretion is advised.
- Remove plastic before eating.
- One size fits all.
- Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
- All models are over 18 years of age.
- Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental.
- Some assembly required.
- Batteries not included.
- Consult your physician before use.
- Void where prohibited.
- Caution: May cause drowsiness, nausea, dizziness, or blurred vision.
1 comment:
I got diarrhea--i didn't see that in your disclaimer. I'm suing.
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