F.A.Q.s
Do to the recent popularity of my blog I have started a Frequently Asked Questions page please read before emailing me as I am sure your questions have already been address. If not I will do my best to answer all questions recieved.Most questions in the FAQs have never actually been asked.
Q: Are you a ninja?
A: Yes, I am trained Ninja with 26 years of training.
Q: Who do you work for?
A: I am a freelance assassin for several large governments, and private agencies.
Q: Who do people most say that you most look like?
A: I am most often confused for Brad Pitt, Joey Laurence, Optimus Prime, The Cobra Commander, and Jessica Alba.
Q: What are your hobbies?
A: I enjoy movies, photography, Architecture, base jumping, and cross stitching.
Q: Are you homosexual.
A: No.
Q: Will you ever run for President?
A. I plan to run or the Presidency in 2028 as a Libertarian.
Q: What do you smell like?
A: I smell like Rock-n-roll and cotton balls.
Q: How much do Male Black Bears weigh?
A: Male black bears can weigh as much as 500-600 lbs.
Q: Are you married?
A: Yes.
Q: What are your specials today?
A: We have The Tuna Melt, with fries and a soda or tea for $9.o8 plus tax.
Q: How long have you been blogging?
A: I have been blogging since 1982.
Q: How fast can you run?
A: I have been clocked at 48mph, but I am pretty sure that I can run upwards of 54mph.
Q: What do you think about being goth?
A: It is pretty dumb.
Q: Is your daughter the cutest child in the world?
A: Currently she is, though there is a child that will be born in 128 years that will be slightly cuter but will have a clubfoot.
Q: What is the tallest one-story building in the world?
A: The VAB (Vehicle Assembly Building
Q: What is the muzzel velocity of a .50 cal Desert Eagle hand gun?
A: 1475 fps or 1006 mph.
Q: How long do Manatee live?
A: Manatee are thought to live for 50 to 60 years in the wild.
Q: Have you ever played professional football?
A: I played in the Cfl for 6 seasons then moved to the NFL for 2 seasons before an injury sidelined me.
Q: Can an old dog learn a new trick?
A: Old dogs (7 years and older) can learn 3 new tricks.
Q: Are you as hot as you type?
A: Sorry ladies, I am not.
A: Yes, I am trained Ninja with 26 years of training.
Q: Who do you work for?
A: I am a freelance assassin for several large governments, and private agencies.
Q: Who do people most say that you most look like?
A: I am most often confused for Brad Pitt, Joey Laurence, Optimus Prime, The Cobra Commander, and Jessica Alba.
Q: What are your hobbies?
A: I enjoy movies, photography, Architecture, base jumping, and cross stitching.
Q: Are you homosexual.
A: No.
Q: Will you ever run for President?
A. I plan to run or the Presidency in 2028 as a Libertarian.
Q: What do you smell like?
A: I smell like Rock-n-roll and cotton balls.
Q: How much do Male Black Bears weigh?
A: Male black bears can weigh as much as 500-600 lbs.
Q: Are you married?
A: Yes.
Q: What are your specials today?
A: We have The Tuna Melt, with fries and a soda or tea for $9.o8 plus tax.
Q: How long have you been blogging?
A: I have been blogging since 1982.
Q: How fast can you run?
A: I have been clocked at 48mph, but I am pretty sure that I can run upwards of 54mph.
Q: What do you think about being goth?
A: It is pretty dumb.
Q: Is your daughter the cutest child in the world?
A: Currently she is, though there is a child that will be born in 128 years that will be slightly cuter but will have a clubfoot.
Q: What is the tallest one-story building in the world?
A: The VAB (
Q: What is the muzzel velocity of a .50 cal Desert Eagle hand gun?
A: 1475 fps or 1006 mph.
Q: How long do Manatee live?
A: Manatee are thought to live for 50 to 60 years in the wild.
Q: Have you ever played professional football?
A: I played in the Cfl for 6 seasons then moved to the NFL for 2 seasons before an injury sidelined me.
Q: Can an old dog learn a new trick?
A: Old dogs (7 years and older) can learn 3 new tricks.
Q: Are you as hot as you type?
A: Sorry ladies, I am not.
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