The Dom Imus Memorial List....

With all the Don Imus hoopla in the news recently, it got me thinking about racial slurs. There are millions of racial slurs for every race, except for white Americans. This leads me to only one conclusion. White people have superior creativity than any other race. This is not a racist statement, it is a scientific fact. I chalenge the world to be more creative with there racism towards the White American community. To begin this journey I have set you all upon I have provided the most comprehensive list in the entire world of racial slurs towards White Americans. You may take from this list and combine terms or add terms. The most effective way is to add the word Fu@%in to any word and it will increase its power by 37.58%.

Good Luck

• Albino

• Aryan

• Blue Eyed Devil

• Boss

• Casper

• Corn-fed

• Cracker

• Cracker Jack

• Gilligan

• Gomer

• Goober

• Gringos

• Hayseed

• Hicks

• Hillbillies

• Honky

• Howdy Doody

• Ivory

• Marsh-mellow

• Massa

• Master

• Milky

• Mullet-head

• Opie

• Pale Face

• Pasty Face

• Pecker-wood

• Pigmently-Challenged

• Poor White Trash

• Powder

• Redneck

• Rube

• Saltine

• Skinhead

• Skinheads

• Snowflake

• Snowman

• The Man

• Trailer Trash

• Vanilla

• Wasp

• White Bread

• White Devil

• White Devil

• White Trash

• Whitey

• Wigger

Eddie Morrow is not a racist and intends to offend no one.